Working as a courtesy clerk involves running around and working hard in a tight vest or apron. You bag peoples groceries, take them to their car, load up on stray carts in the parking lot, then head back in for more. Plus, if a kid barfs on aisle one - guess who cleans it? Or some local punk kid clogs the toilet after an enormous bowel movement? Welcome to your job. And all you have to do is make sure you do it all with a smile, pretending you actually are enjoying this.